Uh what K are you talking about? The K in Oktober?

The only reason I am $80 away from VIB rouge is 1) wedding make-up 2) friend visiting from overseas who didn't have a VIB account so I used mine on her purchases. 3) my husband broke my hairdryer and because I'm growing my hair out, I got a nice one. From Sephora. So yeaaaaah. I'm pretty ashamed, especially because I…

My husband's coworkers threw him a little bachelor party with two kinds of cake. One of his female coworkers said "Your poor lady must be starving herself before the wedding and you're eating cake." While shoveling cake into his mouth he said "NOPE!" and continued shoveling. I had a friend visiting for a month from…

Maybe I got a bad batch but I thought it was effing terrible and switched back to Blue Buffalo immediately.

I hate that book. My future children will never have it read to them by me. I hated it as a pre-school teacher and I hated it as a nanny. I hated it as a children's bookstore employee. I hate it now. HATE.

Tori Amos did it first with Scarlet's Walk.

So 12 years ago Taylor. So 12 years ago.

When I was a student in Germany and living in student housing, the only thing we shared were kitchens and bathrooms and my room was about that size.

As a nanny, a thousand times this.

When I was working as an au pair in Germany, I went to Subway when I was homesick. It was maybe once a month. :)

Not quite bilingual, but I'm in the same boat. I thought moving to the bay area would make things a little easier, because hey! But it doesn't look like it will.

Uh aren't you forgetting a Stark kid?

There are also some really good general make-up tips in there, especially for people who are going to be photographed a lot. Totally stealing some of those for the big day.

Those damned Virindi. . .

And hopefully Pam is no longer 1/5 of a second spray is a serving. That's bullshit right there.

Das ist Hammer.

My biggest fear about moving to the bay area, right there.

Dude, I did too. I have a rare-ish press release CD, and I had a very very rare radio stations only omfg single. No idea what happened to it. Now I'm going to go listen to some Tori and feel all the feels

It's Yiddish :)

Okami. Old to everyone else but new to me! I'm loving it. I get to break as many pots as I want. I'm in heaven.

It was the thing I found most abhorrent about my 15 months in Germany. My first 3 months there, I was placed in student housing and I requested "no smokers please" and what do you know? I was living with a smoker. Who smoked in the kitchen.Yay.