This comment will apparently never show up anyway, since I did something to piss Jezebel off, but LET IT GO. Jesus fucking christ.

And I gagged. No thanks, eww.

I want to be on this show. I spent a lot of time on poop or chocolate and soup or puke when I was a teenager, so I'd like to think I'm a great judge of things like this.

I'm going to disagree. I was there over the weekend and found tons of cute blazers in plus sizes.

I know Tyler Oakley from message boards back in the day. He was young then, and posted compromising pictures of himself. You're welcome, internet.

Apparently my response to this didn't post? TEST TEST TEST

Me too. Even if I try to be aware of it. . . it usually dawns on me with 3 bites left to go.

My BFF is named Sophie. I wanted to name my child after her. Unfortunately in America it's so popular, I feel I no longer can. Her middle name is pretty rad though ;)

When I was living in Germany, my Grandma sent me a check (in USD) for my birthday. I had to send it back to my mom and have her deposit it into my account. It was ridiculous, but she genuinely didn't realize.

I lived kitty-corner to these fuckers when I was in college. The raging keggers 1-2 times a month combined with the lovely attendees oftentimes puking in my yard pissed me off but whatever. The one thing that sent me over the edge was getting off work at 1 AM to find my driveway blocked and a wild party going. I…

I hope people see this and provide insight.

I think it's important to also remember the struggle to break free from the horrors of the Third Reich and what they inflicted. Germany certainly is interesting in how they are attempting to break free of their Nazi past, or at least they were.

No.

My birthday is December 20. I feel this so hard

If the fucking Nevada health link website weren't down, I would. LOVELY

Just body aches. I got another few bites of soup in him, and some water. And another popsicle.

My boyfriend came down with a fever last night. It's going from 99.8-102.8 depending on when he has his ibuprofen. He has diarrhea, no appetite (I made him eat 6 bites of soup, and a popsicle plus some gatorade) and isn't really drinking water. Should I make him go to the doctor? Should I wait until tomorrow? He's…

Nothing like canceling your cards right before christmas. YAY

Did they not realize? OMFG

At least in Germany, the 250 euros a month specified 25 hours a week or less. I worked 40-50 but I knew the deal going in and they NEVER lied and always gave me 500 euros a month + 500 euros for education + my flight home. Had I not already been living in Germany they would have paid for me to fly there too.