I’m willing to bet that part of the issue is that they’ve spent their entire relationship having something to rail against (ex wives, cancer, more cancer, etc.) and now they’re settling in and having to talk about the news and it’s boring as fuck.

But that could just be coming to you from a rough patch in a pleb…

you should really be using a oatmeal soy lavender vitamin-infused shea butter fragrance-free hydrating soap stick from your local co-op

Plus she’s only two years removed from being a fondling member of the Teabag Party at UNLV.

Unpopular opinion: Jennifer Lawrence is unbelievably overrated.

Holy shit! Tina Belcher is real!

SO MANY RESPONSIBLE GUN OWNERS EXERCISING THEIR SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS TO BE NEGLIGENT WITH THEIR WEAPONS AND KILL CHILDREN. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

if only this good 9 year old was armed, they could protect themselves from all these bad 3 year old degenerate criminals.

Once again Beyonce got caught being a fraud.. She should really stop stealing people’s shit.

After reading those lyrics, I realized this is Beyonce’s version of “Jenny from the block.”

As a boss who happens to have ovaries, #girlboss is such an obnoxiously reductive hashtag my eye roll has its own gravitational fucking pull.

It’s some seriously bad plastic surgery.

I like it. But you know what I would like more? A new Okami game.

These two giving off weird vibes? And after they looked so joyously in love at their wedding!

I love how she says “lose the uniform” when her collection is all giant, shapeless tops... which is pretty much the updated fat girl uniform.

More like “Lackie” because there’s definitely something missing. I think it’s the bone structure. I know that there is a way for actors to tighten and release facial muscles, as well as use prosthetics, but there just isn’t a single shared feature. Katie Holmes at least had the pointy chin, less angular face shape,…

I would watch a Twilight prequel in which RPatz is a vigilante who goes around murdering people. Largely for the sarcastic DVD commentary he’d do.

No. It’s so great though, set ANOTHER movie in the 50’s that focuses only and exclusively on white folk and thereby...casts only the whites. Hollywood is so incredible! (incredible = stupid).

The idea that trash belongs to the store is a very common one, and taking trash that belongs to the store constitutes shoplifting has been a policy at every job I have ever worked. It is rarely enforced unless it’s something like damaged merchandise or expired food (I was nearly fired for eating a cookie that had…

Odds are the managers just wanted any excuse to fire him because of his history. Small minded people like that seem to always find a job as a service industry manager. No real power in life so find any excuse to torture the few people you are in charge of.

I suspect they just wanted to fire him and manufactured a reason to do it.