I’m willing to bet that part of the issue is that they’ve spent their entire relationship having something to rail against (ex wives, cancer, more cancer, etc.) and now they’re settling in and having to talk about the news and it’s boring as fuck.

But that could just be coming to you from a rough patch in a pleb…

you should really be using a oatmeal soy lavender vitamin-infused shea butter fragrance-free hydrating soap stick from your local co-op

Plus she’s only two years removed from being a fondling member of the Teabag Party at UNLV.

Unpopular opinion: Jennifer Lawrence is unbelievably overrated.

A member of my grad committee broke the news to me that I’m not a Homo sapien. He felt different races should be considered different species and that only German, English, French, and Scandinavian people counted as human. Did I mention he was faculty in a biological science at Texas A&M in the late 1980's?

My own thesis advisors might have benefited quite a bit from taking a dip in a boiling river.

Holy shit! Tina Belcher is real!

SO MANY RESPONSIBLE GUN OWNERS EXERCISING THEIR SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS TO BE NEGLIGENT WITH THEIR WEAPONS AND KILL CHILDREN. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

if only this good 9 year old was armed, they could protect themselves from all these bad 3 year old degenerate criminals.

Once again Beyonce got caught being a fraud.. She should really stop stealing people’s shit.

After reading those lyrics, I realized this is Beyonce’s version of “Jenny from the block.”

As a boss who happens to have ovaries, #girlboss is such an obnoxiously reductive hashtag my eye roll has its own gravitational fucking pull.

I suppose hating on the inexplicable hit sitcom The Big Bang Theory for portraying nerds poorly is like hating the birds for singing: it’s just what they do

It’s some seriously bad plastic surgery.

I like it. But you know what I would like more? A new Okami game.

These two giving off weird vibes? And after they looked so joyously in love at their wedding!

If we’re being intellectually honest, we have to admit to ourselves that Phasma and Maz are stunt casting meant to sucker female viewers into thinking Star Wars has miraculously become a more diverse universe. Neither character has jack shit to do. They feature actresses famous for one role, and expect the audience to…

I love how she says “lose the uniform” when her collection is all giant, shapeless tops... which is pretty much the updated fat girl uniform.

More like “Lackie” because there’s definitely something missing. I think it’s the bone structure. I know that there is a way for actors to tighten and release facial muscles, as well as use prosthetics, but there just isn’t a single shared feature. Katie Holmes at least had the pointy chin, less angular face shape,…