I’ve never had that problem, and I’ve used Chapstick when my lips are so dry they’re bleeding.

Junior doesn’t scratch his ass without telling Daddy. I don’t for one minute believe he didn’t run straight to him about this meeting, excited as all Hell that he will *finally* be the golden child.

Kim Kardashian is the most boring celebrity ever. I assume any drug habit she has would put me to sleep.

One of the hardest things my family has ever done was to agree with the medical assessment that feeding and hydrating my dying father would have prolonged his agony. Letting a loved one go, while ultimately right, was something I never want to repeat.

I’m Canadian myself and understand institutionalized racism, because we have it up here. First Nations suffer from it most, and African Canadians too. Hell, any person of colour.

This reply is eerily similar to those on a certain vegan restaurant’s Facebook page, about haters and having enough customers. You might want to dial it back a notch.

I assumed that the reference to Velcro meant that it was in cloth diapers.

I did an insane hyena laugh when I saw his face. BOOM.

Weird how none of this happens in countries with gun control. Hmmm.

Even Canadians—generally quite reasonable when it comes to firearms—freaked the fuck out when the guvmint tried to start a gun registry. I don’t understand the logic, or lack thereof. I have to register my car, why not my gun?

Waiting 2.5 years for hip surgery is neither the norm, nor does it prove most people die on the waiting list. Most people are in fact served very quickly and efficiently.

I wish this comment was getting more views.

And you act like scenarios like this have never played out in the US. The only difference is that the treatment the child has received to date would have bankrupted the parents were it to have happened in America.

I starred because I agree that kindness is needed, but I disagree with letting him go home as the parents have said they’ll use the opportunity to get him out of the country.

Nonsense.

I’m so sorry.

So the act of eating dinner together like normal people is a “thing” now? Jesus fuck, I’m old.

I had a similar experience. I lost part of my aeriola due to tissue necrophy but it was still worth it. Unfortunately they went back up to gigantor proportions after I gained a lot of weight. Sigh.

I was coming here to say this very thing. He’s never been in on the joke. He may have once been better at pretending he was, but a man who has John Barron as an alter-ego is not someone who has a normal relationship with reality.

Others have explained that it’s a result of her various plastic surgeries. I don’t disagree (lol at “bespoke face”). I think it’s also our little despot working the angles. She’s pretty careful to make sure they always catch her at what she thinks is a flattering angle, and I’m damned certain she thinks her neck is…