I also had a relative on the force. We might know each other.

I nearly vomited when I read this.

I was hoping for a crazy-assed new hairstyle.

It’s sad that this ruling surprises me.

Isn’t this every chain restaurant in the 90s?

Gee. That’s too bad.

She’s so stiff and unlikeable a blow-up doll would be animated and entertaining by comparison. Let’s hope buddy is demanding—and receiving— some mad cash for his services.

Not enough stars for this. YES.

I don’t feel like Ben Affleck has been particularly quiet about working on himself. I seem to read an article about it at least once a week.

A friend’s mother is a nursing instructor. She says one of the biggest problems she’s had over the last decade with her students is uptalk. It causes confusion with many patients when you don’t sound authoritative.

I went on one online date, 12 years ago.

Actually, Mrs. is an abbreviation of Mistress. It was the female equivalent of Master (which became Mr.) and was a title bestowed on women of higher social status regardless of their marital situation. An example of this is Downton Abbey’s Mrs. Hughes, who was never married before Mr. Carson.

That’s what my husband and his ex did. I think it works well.

Why do you have to change your last name? Your baby can have your husband’s last name. That doesn’t mean you have to change yours.

I’ve had the same desire recently too. I’m not sure why.

Gotta disagree with one small point: The Pope didn’t give Trump a book, he gave him a copy of a letter he wrote. A COPY OF A LETTER. This is the most delicious shade ever, I think.

It’s pretty standard “meet the Pope” head covering. Even Ms. Obama did it.

I feel for her. I really do.

Eh. I thought of leaving my comment that way, merely as kind of a preface to say that even though I’m not a fan girl,I feel for her. I get it.

The Romance languages are quite similar and (not that I speak them, I am only told this) it is quite easy to become fluent in one once you know another.