This sounds like every other sitcom in the history of ever.

What a collection of supremely punchable faces.

Apropos of nothing, but the trend of heavily-painted eyebrows can die in a fire.

Je suis Kylie.

Steve Bannon is registered to vote in two states. So is Tiffany Trump. By the letter of the law that is voter fraud. Do you think this is the sort of thing he’s looking for?

Don’t worry, Kendall. These mysterious “others” who think you’re a high-fashion model are few and far between. In fact, I think the “others” consist solely of your mother and this clown.

I wish Canada did en masse negotiations for prescription drugs, but we don’t. Canadians spend more on average for their prescriptions than do people in many other countries as a result. The main reason for this is that health care is a provincial, not a federal, responsibility.

When you’re living a hand-to-mouth existence, extinction of a species is an abstract concept. Also, boner pills.

My guess is that somewhere, somehow, somebody will find a reason to cancel the trips. And his cult will sing his praises because he’s saving America money by not going on “holiday”.

My suggestion would be to get involved with your local board of education. Keep religion out of your schools. Make sure critical thinking is taught. Do your best to ensure children in your district grow up educated. Republicans work hard to keep the population ignorant, as an ignorant voter is a Republican voter.

I’m sick and tired of Mariah Carey.

Her modelling jobs would certainly never have happened, were she not a Trump. She absolutely does not have “it”.

I wish I could afford a Moleskine journal.

I agree. It was lame 20 years ago, and its more lame now.

I’ll just leave this here:

What a cutie!

So, where are Trump’s tears about the beautiful babies? Or do American babies dying preventable deaths not count?

Does it look like he’s wearing Depends in real life? Because he sure looks like he’s got a diaper on in that photo.

Except that sugar doesn’t give you cancer.