Time to expand the Buyer's Club.

If her tunnel of love doesn't feel as snug, sign her up for pilates!

It is, since a cursory look at twitter shows the exact same tweet coming from WOC. They seem to simply identify her with that part, nothing more.

I liked this, very much so.

The shitty personal essays are for Saturdays on Gawker. Let's keep things in order, please.

On the bright side, you're only being chastised by a shut in that has no social interaction outside of the internet, and proudly claims the mantle of bobble head. Her life is deader than her dad, and probably more drug induced.

And really, the fact that old foofy runs you down and has to hide and stalk my old comments to mention things about me in totally unrelated posts should tell you one thing...

Hahaha, every mention I get equates success. So scared now you can't even allow them to mention me.

On the bright side, take comfort in the fact that Bon Morte is my bitch. He spends so much time stalking me and Clashtalk, I own his brain. Every second he spends thinking about me is a second of his life I stole away from him and pissed on.

Yeah, just so you know. Guess you got told djandi! Hahahaha. You're own douchebag "friends" call you out, right foofy?

Just so you know, I'm deleting your post about Bon Morte. He doesn't need any extra attention drawn to him, since it's all that he desperately craves. I think this might be the second day in a row you've created a post about something like this, and I'd ask that you not keep doing that in Clashtalk. We're not Troll…

How long are the Jezebel mods going to ignore that 'Grandad" is pretty much as big an asshole as you are. You should be ashamed of the racist stuff, but grandad clearly is a misogynist and deflects all this by hiding behind his race, which is unfortunate. You two are clearly getting off on this, one no better than the…

Not sure why you'd care, since I have no idea who you are, but they didn't. Now as Shitty and unclicked as Taylor's writing is, I can see why he would claim it. He sure won't be remembered for anything he wrote.

Oh, I'm completely with you on the point you were making about false rape accusations. You don't need to convince me.

What they fail to realize is that spirit of rebellion is what is meant by most when the flag is flown today. One would think they would realize that there are others who embody that exact spirit that they idolize like the Browncoats from Serenity/Firefly. The rebellion in that series goes very much to the heart of…

These facts don't matter, only their indoctrination based on feels.

Not to mention the draft riots/lynchings

Racism or Out-Group prejudice is a fact of the human condition. It is observed by humans as far back as recorded history can be traced by anthropologists. To remove racism from a human requires quite a large amount of social conditioning.

I'm a Yankee asshole too, but I'm rather sick the of the smug superior attitude that Yankee assholes wield over people from the South, so I'm calling it out.

Ok, snobbish Yankee assholes, answer this question: