Not a death, per se, but I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream.

Time to expand the Buyer's Club.

If her tunnel of love doesn't feel as snug, sign her up for pilates!

It is, since a cursory look at twitter shows the exact same tweet coming from WOC. They seem to simply identify her with that part, nothing more.

I liked this, very much so.

The shitty personal essays are for Saturdays on Gawker. Let's keep things in order, please.

The Owls Are Not What They Seem.

This seems to make little sense, at first glance. He would make a much better Hawkman. Or, you know, just about any other character. Hell, even Namor.

On the bright side, you're only being chastised by a shut in that has no social interaction outside of the internet, and proudly claims the mantle of bobble head. Her life is deader than her dad, and probably more drug induced.

And really, the fact that old foofy runs you down and has to hide and stalk my old comments to mention things about me in totally unrelated posts should tell you one thing...

Hahaha, every mention I get equates success. So scared now you can't even allow them to mention me.

On the bright side, take comfort in the fact that Bon Morte is my bitch. He spends so much time stalking me and Clashtalk, I own his brain. Every second he spends thinking about me is a second of his life I stole away from him and pissed on.

Yeah, just so you know. Guess you got told djandi! Hahahaha. You're own douchebag "friends" call you out, right foofy?

Just so you know, I'm deleting your post about Bon Morte. He doesn't need any extra attention drawn to him, since it's all that he desperately craves. I think this might be the second day in a row you've created a post about something like this, and I'd ask that you not keep doing that in Clashtalk. We're not Troll…

Dr Ellenberg,

They used actual robots for this one, not the usual hollywood stand-ins.

How long are the Jezebel mods going to ignore that 'Grandad" is pretty much as big an asshole as you are. You should be ashamed of the racist stuff, but grandad clearly is a misogynist and deflects all this by hiding behind his race, which is unfortunate. You two are clearly getting off on this, one no better than the…

I thought the only side effect of D&D was that it made you more susceptible to lunch money extortion.

He could still be cool and still make the mistake because he's rushing. I completely agree that it's an out of character moment, however. I don't believe that makes it specifically a plot hole, given the context, though.

That would make sense, but i mean plothole in the sense as listed in the above criteria: a character acts in inexplicable ways. The Dave of the movie is cool as a cucumber, as soon as he sees the situation, he cooly disposes of Frank, much like refuse, then cooly faces the vacuum of space, then rather detachedly shuts…