Huck’s son killed a dog.

Trump sent a whole slide presentation to Republican legislators disparaging McConnell, calling him the “the first one off the ship” and taking credit for his re-election.

And I still fail to see why all of the above cannot be reasons. Sexy fertility sculptures that reflect the ideal female body type for each area, those categories aren’t mutually exclusive. Why oversimplify? 

What with the people in power having easier access to Remdisivir and vaccines, not much is likely to change regarding their behavior.

“My car was repossessed and my home is going into foreclosure but the one thing that keeps me up at night is people are not allowed to take a full deduction on what they spend at Mar-A-Lago! What kind of socialist hellhole are we living in?!?!”

You don’t get it because you’re a liberal coastal elite who doesn’t understand the concerns of humble, everyday hardworking Americans. But walk into any diner in Peoria or Sioux Falls after a shift at the local labor factory. And what you’ll hear are REAL Americans talking about real American concerns, like how…

This was my favorite take on twitter when the whole thing broke

This whole thing just seems so lame and amateurish, like Stephen Miller, Jared Kushner and Ivanka had a brainstorming session while watching Star Trek reruns and paid one of their cronies’ college student siblings to do the artwork.

The great Charles P. Pierce: “Remember who you’re dealing with here, Pfizer. You’re lucky he’s not peddling doses with his name on them in the gift shop of his gaudy hotel.”

My parents dragged my ass to church every Sunday as a kid. The older I became the more I started to see how full of shit these hypocrites were. All of them. I moved away and shortly after the level of scandal at the church I grew up in blew the fuck up. One of the priests in training murdered his wife, had been found…

And that is some bullshit as well.  If the government would have given everyone the 1200 to 2000 a month since the beginning, the economy would not have tanked, rent would have been paid, and maybe people would have stayed the fuck home.  

Hot Take Alert: If Trump and his people were halfway competent, they would have gotten the Senate to make a deal on Covid financial assistance back in July. Regular stimulus checks, unemployment bonuses to the end of the year, and more protection from debt collectors, evictions, and for small businesses, and Trump…

It’s even better in Venn Diagram form.

Except, of course, new information about a seedy, “sexual inappropriate” culture at Hillsong has begun to emerge, and I just don’t get how a “religious man” gets out of this one!

Only 4 Presidents have been impeached or resigned

I still don’t get what all the talk is about. $600, $1200, sure, a lot of people need money. But let’s be real honest for a minute here.

I’ve said it for years now, and I’ll say it again: the Republican party’s entire identity and modus operandi boils down to one thing; “owning the libs”.

Nope, you’re just wrong. We’ve had certain diseases for centuries that NEVER go away.

Herd immunity just does not develop naturally. 

“Remember the vending machine, you’d press it— boom—there’d be, like, a big ass bag of Doritos,” Trump said. “Five days later, you open it up, the chips pour out. Now you press it 12 times. The freshman tell me, again. They give you like four chips.”

mc is a nazi. they are only here to stir shit.

that personal experience is made up.