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“What happened to the Republican Party?” asked Joe Scarborough as his fellow patriots shook their gel-slicked heads in disbelief.

I just had to floss and not only did I check twice to make sure the camera was off, but I put a sticky note on the camera to make extra sure.

Shorter GOP/Fox News: Georgia has always been a racist stronghold and we are against any changes to that.

Here is a little bit of religious trivia: different Christian denominations have differing educational requirements to become a pastor/minister. Presbyterians require their ministers to have a PhD in Theology. That is why almost every Presbyterian church you drive by has a sign out front indicating that their minister

I think its tied to the rampant anti-intellectualism accompanying our departing(!) presidential administration. There is a fairly significant proportion of the population that feel that wealth is the only meaningful figure of merit and any other comparison that degrades that conclusion is met with anger and insult.

Calling a grown woman who goddamned well earned the right to call herself "Doctor" by a a diminutive like "kiddo" automatically renders your opinion completely irrelevant. Just saying.

At this point I don't know why anyone is surprised. The Republican party is the party of racists, flat Earthers and climate change deniers who reject science and logic in general. They manufacture their own reality and have steered their ship directly into the sun. Its just a matter of time until they burn up.

It is good news for most adult women as well, as like them, Dr. Biden HAS delivered a baby... through her own uterus.

UGH! “A wise man once said that no one should call himself “Dr.” unless he has delivered a child. Think about it, Dr. Jill, and forthwith drop the doc”

They should get out one of those fumigation tents.

You know how people (half) joke about the need to thoroughly disinfect the White House from Trump’s KFC farts and COVID cooties? Well, it’s happening. For real.

The thing about the Trump appointed justices is that they’ve gotten what they wanted. Trump is of no more use to them. In fact now he’s just a nuisance who taints their brand. None of these people wants to be seen as a Trump property. They aren’t loyal to Trump, they are loyal to the Federalist Society.

When you catch Covid, you lose your sense of taste.

Oh, so she’s a nut. That wasn’t clear before.

“You and I, we’re reasonably smart and decent fellows.”

“The objective fact is I believe”

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Wait, they’re complaining about late ballots in AZ? That was the state where Biden was ahead on election night. So all those late-arriving ballots were ... Trump trying to cheat? My cat’s turds always have good internal consistency, so I think this one might be defective.

My female friends hate it when they walk by a construction site and the workers there yell things like, “Hey, did you know that Adams passed the sedition Act of 1798 that prohibited the publication of false, scandalous, and malicious writing about the President and Congress, but deliberately omitted the Vice

Some members of the party—and certainly many Democratic voters—wanted to see Democrats use every tactic at their disposal to block Barrett’s confirmation.”