This commercial wasn't clear with what it was advertising, took me damn near 25 replays to figure it out.

If Nacho Cheese Doritos wins best Super Bowl snack ima be so po'd.

This is bullshit. What is a plain kettle chip without bbq, sour cream and onion or salt and vinegar seasoning?

As I posted, it's not my choice, it's an analogy that's been used by former professional quarterbacks. Care to share your experience on the pro circuit?

Hey, I dunno if anyone on the Deadspin's staff played pro football, but the majority of sports analysts' who did seem to be fairly unanimous on this one, a deflated ball is a legitimate advantage. The best comparison I've heard is with a corked bat. Can we get a theoretical counterargument or did I just miss it?

It's just Deadspin's way of saying they believe the entire thing is overblown (similarly to Benghazi), or over inflated, if you will.

Although this entire "scandal," is absolutely absurd, I kind of hope the Patriots royally fuck up next Sunday. Receivers dropping balls, Brady missing wide open guys, the media would lose their fucking minds.

Them some nappy headed hos.

So do all the fines get counted as tax right offs?

I was being facetious.

But how much is a life worth really, Erin?

Soooo you're saying the ref was totally in on it, right?

Each team supplies its own set of 12 balls.

Complete bullshit MLK tie in aside, how did the defending champion Seahawks overcome a number 1 seed with a first game bye and home games through out the playoffs? Awe inspiring.

Edit: too slow

The comments on the Yelp page did NOT disappoint.

Did you post F&R's phone number or did I miss it?

Turns out Jack Johnson and his parents weren't better together.

"I should have manned up and I should have fought for you," Blandford says. "And I didn't. I didn't. I am so grateful that you are in Heaven with Jesus, the King of Kings, the Lord of Lords, and that you got to see him before I did. And I know you're going to extend me grace, but I just—it would've been so cool to…