Self suspension? Is that like self deportation?

This is a very strange and not super healthy way to think about relationships.

I mean, I agree that if you are having screaming fights on a regular basis, yeah, you probably want to find a way out, but sometimes couples argue, it doesn’t make them unhappy. Source: Been happily married for 10 years. Sometimes we argue.

Well I’d contest there are options other than “leaving the relationship and not looking back” and “pushing them down the stairs”, but obviously option A is infinitely preferable to option B.

fuck him

I don’t get the whole Pokemon thing either, but how is playing Pokemon while while attending a Beyonce concert somehow worse than recording someone playing Pokemon while attending a Beyonce concert?

Uhh no, Odor shoved Bautista first, his intentions are clear. This isn’t medieval England, you don’t need to formally verbalize your intentions, they’re pretty obvious.

You’re an asshole..

That was not a sucker punch, it was just a punch.

Odor should get 50 games cause Bautista is a little bitch?

Why? She is acting like a child

He needs to get a Haters Gonna Hate jacket for the last day.

Unpopular Opinion: Michael Strahan doesn’t owe her shit. I get that no one told you, but that’s on ABC not him. Are you his boss? no. You don’t fuck his wife and you don’t feed his kids, so get the fuck away from him with this petty bullshit. It’s such bullshit that he essentially got promoted and then you threw a…

Yeah, she’s being a child.

Yeah, I don’t really understand why everyone’s turning on Strahan here. From what I’ve heard, it seemed like he didn’t really have much choice in the matter (I mean, he could have said ‘no’, but when the head of your network says “I’d like you to go on our flagship show full time to help shore up our numbers!” you…

A thousand times, YES. She is the asshole, acting like an immature baby. He should get out now.

Yeah, sorry, this is bullshit. For all those people who are like, “Kelly is so brave! Kelly is such a trooper!” Sorry, THIS is Kelly. All about herself and frankly a little mean. If I were Strahan I’d be like, Yeah, I’m out. Fill my chair for the next two weeks, just like you did for her. He was contractually…

Gonna take a bit more to top this Baltimore classic:

Count the motherfucking clauses in that sentence. Forget the horrifying shit show that was the topic, any editor who let that damn clusterfuck out the door should be fired on the spot for that alone.