Holy shit, Dude. It’s clothing. I am a short, chubby white woman from Minnesota, knocking on middle age’s door and I wear Lilly Pulitzer. And I have worn the brand for 20 years. I’m not especially wealthy, nor does my family name grace any building. I just like bright colored clothing in the summer. I’m not a bimbo…

Roger Goodell: “Wait for it...”

Thefuck ?

Suspended, reinstated, and finally dismissed in the span of five days? That's decent, but still two days shy of the record.

"Whoa I just made you black! I've never felt so powerful"

Pepperidge Farms remembers

I usually like these, but it's just stupid to Photoshop in a picture of Coughlin from the team's last Super Bowl. No, that's his first Super Bowl with the team. Wait, sorry, Jaguar's first playoff appeara—no, that's not it...

Don't tell Netanyahu that.