My friend Hill convinced me to run for office in the opposing party’s primary, and to be as obnoxious, outlandish, and racist as possible to turn the party into a giant laughingstock. And it worked!

Summer after freshman year of college. Out drinking on a weeknight, came home to my parents and watched late night tv before passing out on the couch. Woke up in a heavily drunk / half asleep stupor and try stumbling upstairs to bed. Head to the bathroom to relieve myself before final pass-out.

Here’s a quote from you in a previous post:

Is stereotyping not racist if it’s a positive? Bill Burr knows best....

So BEST case scenario, total travel time = 5 min, workout = 30 min, shower = 5 min, eating another 10 min for a total of 50 min? Nope. And what usually happens is you shower too soon and continue sweating in your work clothes afterwards.

Holy shit he was 93?? That means he was 90+ in the final Hobbit movie? Wow.

OK Mike Francesa

How to eat a nature valley granola bar w/o any crumbs:

Lup 7!

Incorporate sensors into soccer so that offsides calls are more precise. That or just get rid of offsides.

It is building your own since it’s just pre-cut wood in the box. It’s a lot of assembly and also requires sanding and staining.

Bought them last year for $40 each. I saw them in the store (Home Depot) again the other day for ~$45. They are not sold online since it’s basically a box full of pre-cut wood.

They’re not as bad if you use a cushion/pillow.

Or you buy the quick build cheap adirondack chairs from HD or Lowes for like $40-$50 and coat it in outdoor deck semi-transparent waterproofing wood stain. No saw or drill required.

Greg Howard?