I’m so utterly dumbfounded by this, I can’t craft even a bad joke response. This man is at least partially responsible for crafting a plan that is going to economically hurt REAL FUCKING PEOPLE for DECADES, all in the interest of lining the fucking pockets of a few more millionaires and billionaires. Then when the…

If you can’t masturbate in a bar at 9:15AM in Vegas then where can you masturbate in a bar at 9:15AM at?

It is partly the training staffs fault, how you don’t know heat stroke as a trained medical professional is beyond me. If anyone ever came close to passing out or looking drowsy during a field exercise (Army) we’d remove them from the situation, take their gear off, sit in the shade/AC, drink water, ice sheets, and/or…

HOLY SHIT THAT HUSBAND IN THE EMAIL OF THE WEEK

One actionable thing you can do right now is call one of UM Football’s biggest sponsors - UnderArmour.

[Colts hang up “2018 WYTS Finalist” banner in Lucas Oil Stadium]

There is nothing more Spurs than Son Heung Min leading his team to the necessary 2-0 victory over Germany and still getting knocked out of the tournament.

Tesla drivers can also accessorise with one of these!

What? Who is voting NP for a 230k mile beat up wagon with no redeeming features but the extra rear space? This wagon thing is getting out of hand people. As Jalops we are starting to become a parody of ourselves.

WHAT THE...

Once again the wandering morals of the GOP are in play.

Yeah, the 85 percent of the country that has no idea what Roy Rogers is or where they’re located.

Is there really anyone in the country that thinks that Arby’s roast beef is better then Roy Rodgers? I will fight each and every one of you.

they aren’t. people are idiots.

They’re now 2-4601

You know, I used to not mind Marlins Man, but I’m starting to come around to the idea he’s an attention whore.

That’s your take? A guy voluntarily sticks his head in a microwave, fills it with an expanding, hardening substance, and then films it with the intention of profiting from it... and you come away from all of that saying that the FIRE DEPARTMENT should be ashamed of themselves for calling out his idiocy?

Philly fans will never be the worst in a world where Patriots fans still exist.

Bitcoin isn’t real?