It was picked up not because of anything he was wearing, but a bit more to do with how he climbed on a moving schoolbus and went batshit.

A grown man whining about a baseball player not giving him an autograph? This is the kinda putz that brings his glove to the game.

I mean what do you want them to do Samer? It’s not like 29 year old QBs with Super Bowl experience are just sitting around unsigned in late August. These are the simply the options available that ownership feels comfortable with.

Wyoming; where the men are men, and the sheep are scared.

In general, these are great trucks. Just about the perfect tow rig.

New ad: “I’m super gorgeous, a 10/10, but I also have herpes. Love, Giulia”

She said, ‘And by the way, you’ve been fat for 20 years. Lose some weight. She also said I never make her cum. So I started using my tongue like an epileptic lizard. Then she told me she missed my mustache. You can’t win with some people. But, yes, our marriage is solid.”

With a car that large, you go full wagon or bust. The whole hunchback thing just looks wrong. Shorten it up, give it 2 doors and it might kind of look presentable. Right now it just looks like a crossover viewed in a bad aspect ratio.

I think you meant “see you at the Crosstour”

For those curious, there’s a simple way to calculate how much your modded car is worth:

To a multi-billionaire like me, NP.

I owned a British car once, I think that’s enough.

When I think of “hazing the new guy”, I think of harmless practical jokes. Trying to convince him to go ask the parts store for something stupid like a muffler bearing, moving things while he’s not looking, stupid little things like that.

Just a little overpriced for the mileage, especially considering the lack of factory optional equipment (better wheels, Bose, leather interior package all missing). Seems totally base. Front seats need a bit of work too.

“Hey, I’m a deeply polarizing candidate who is in the middle of the most important stretch run of my career. Some damaging information has been leaked so of course the sensible thing to do is MURDER THE SOURCE despite the fact that the information is already out there and this could only cause unspeakable damage to my…

Well, now that we know your relapse trigger we’ll be more careful with what we post. STAY STRONG!

Can we not gloss over the fact that a sub machine gun flew out the back window? I mean, I love guns as much as the next guy but seriously... it wasn’t in a case or anything.

the number of people in the comments who are saying things to the effect of "lulz thatz dum wen u use it as an umbrealla ur car gets wet" fucking terrifies me.