The founders were pieces of shit, pretty much without exception, and I have no problem with tearing down every likeness of them ever assembled. But it does not follow that because Confederate statues are coming down, all statues must come down. Even a very small child knows better than that.

YOUR 32 PART SERIES LAMBASTING EVERY TEAM IS ONLY BIASED AGAINST MINE!!!!

But now I understand why there aren’t more people of color on Game of Thrones:

At least they got Rafael AT&T’s name right.

Like some sort of ban?

Great idea but better yet, he’ll get up and at that moment, Shane walks in and says,

Shit, that was Rocky II.

This almost happened in a bout in 1979, let me see if I can find it on YouTube. Great fight.

Dude, the campfire scene in Glory is so damn beautiful.

“Glory.”All that humming and shit prior to meeting their maker.

“That’s your name. Sir William Thatcher. Your father heard that.”

I believe that woman was also the foster mom in Terminator 2.

mystified or bored or otherwise deterred by a simple screen

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

I’m sorry, what was that Broomfondle?

Well, there goes the Clippers’ run of being somewhat slightly kind of sort of but ultimately not really relevant.

Many, many more than I expected. And they just keep coming. Thanks for getting the joke. If a famous commenter like yourself gets it, I can laugh at the others.

Are you trying to make the argument that the players and not Phil Jackson were the reason they won championships??? Do you even watch basketball?!!

I’m approximately 8000% sure this was a joke designed to point out how outrageously lucky Phil was as a coach

Its twelve dimensional chess guys. Draft 4th. Pick Kristaps. Develop him for a couple years. Trade him for 3rd pick. Develop him. Repeat until you have the first pick during the year LeBron James Jr. declares