Get that poor kid away from those trainwrecks.

If they don’t have time for any of this shit, then they don’t have time to waste dealing with Jaime Lannister for tossing Bran out the window — unless they want to thank him for sending Bran on this path to all-seeing-ness. Although, tbh, I can’t wait to see how they deal with this!

Cheapskate.  I tip 30% even if they shit on my plate.

Why don’t you just admit that there are no words that would be good enough for you?

That’s parenthood — doing awful shit like this to yourself just to put a smile on your kids’ faces!

She is such a reprehensible cunt. 

The better question is: why don’t you hate the Cardinals?

In isolation, a single swat on the butt is probably not abuse, but there is danger in stepping down that path. How hard is enough to get your point across to your kid? How do you know if you hit hard enough or too hard? How do you control the force of the hit when you are probably acting in a state of anger or…

This is the part where you really went off the deep end, and I was trying to stay with you. Comparing spanking to vaccinations is not just a poor analogy, it undercuts the valid points you may have made about absolutes vs. grey areas.

Close enough.

Who can say, indeed.  You magnificent bastard. 

It’s just nice to see a Deadspin article free from hyperbol.

Get well Drew.  

That’s the way I read it too!  

John is a kick-ass name.  What the fuck is your point?

4 minutes of Yakety Sax feels like 40.  I should have heeded your warning.

I’m taking that on as a personal challenge.

You try dragging Walton’s ass up and down the court for 48 minutes.

Christmas shopping done!

Met Norman Reedus (Daryl from Walking Dead) two years ago on the streets of Manhattan. My wife stopped him and said “I know you and I luuuuuuv you.” Despite this, he still stopped and took several pictures with our group of 10 (including kids), and was genuinely awesome.  It was the highlight of our trip.