Oh Lyle, you silly, stupid fuckface.

He’s a Dukie too, as if you needed that info to root against him.

I have never seen this show, and this clip moved me to tears.

Machado is so much the new version of ARod. I’ll be stunned if he doesn’t end up on the Yankees. And by that, I mean, fuck that motherfucker.

Well look at Mr. Richy Rich Rich Man with his fancy pajama shorts. [edited to self-shame after realizing OP was a woman.]

I never knew Kobe played minor league baseball.

As if a white IPhone would ever get pulled over...

I’ve been waiting for a good old internet battle over whether carrots are good for your eyes.  This cannot be the last word...

Go get ‘em Flash!

Must remember that.

Wow. This is every possible level of creepy.

Ha! My wife still mocks me for dragging her to AI.

God no on A.I. You can debate anything else, but please, reasonable people can and should agree that A.I. is not worthy.

I’m so in the weeds with David Pumpkins.

Nice to see Florida getting back on track after the hurricanes.

I believe that was Magna Donkey Cum Sauce, if I recall the recipe correctly.

Half as long, too, according to many.

Yeah, you’d think the Douchebag-in-Chief would prefer statues of winners, not losers.

Everything except cumin, my friend.

I saw the headline and immediately thought “What was that Pontiac monstrosity from 8-10 years ago?” You nailed it.