Tweets do nothing.

“Question: has there ever been a remake of an animated movie?”

I wasn’t planning on getting drunk tonight but I might as well get a head start on the daily need to be.

I’m sorry, my American friends. I know this couldn’t happen at a worse time. If you’ve been living in a cave and somehow didn’t realize how important it was to vote already, the stakes were just raised tenfold.

I like Rogan specifically because he admits when he is wrong...

He also just did a little monologue/thing about how he has come to the realization that people are getting info from his podcast and that he needs to take it seriously as sort of a public service.

...so this is a frustrating setback so soon after.

That being…

today the muscle Joe Rogan worked out the most

NewsRadio.

Rogan gets lumped in with a lot of shitheads (rightfully so, most of the time), but the fact that he’s going to admit that he’s wrong like this really elevates him above a lot of his shithead peers.

Maybe b/c of Toy Story 3's opening, but the opening of Toy Story now makes me cry too. It’s so beautiful, and so innocent. It’s definitely this hellscape of a year, but I find myself yearning extra strongly to be a kid again, so this scene just hits so hard...

It means she has an extensive collection of um . . . “back massagers”?

I think she’s just suffering from not having that live studio audience energy. I don’t know this for a fact - I have never hosted a daytime television show - but this seems like the exact kind of gig where you learn as you go, with audience feedback being a big part of that. Yeah, she’s got the video wall and the crew…

It means Tom Green ruined her for other men.

I think Drew’s really good at making you like her because she reminds you of a friend of yours, except you don’t actually have a friend like her, but you’d like to and there’s the genius.

Hitler? Is that you? 

A lot of early attempts at computer animation rode entirely on their own novelty: “WHOA, IT’S COMPUTER ANIMATION FOLKS!” The first computer-animated feature film was almost The Works, an art-like experiment with a nearly nonexistent story. But that project ran out of money, and the ones who were first were instead…

Well, that was something.

Nah, it’s still just Quibi.

It’s the entitled sentiment behind the constant bitching that SP isn’t in lockstep with John Oliver or such.

YUUUUUP!

Don’t ask him to explain his position.  It might get you in trouble.