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Boner of a Lonely Heart
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Tom Anderson? You mean that guy whose camper I’ve been whacking off in?

They already did an episode where Marge was an Uber driver. And an episode where Bart started vaping.

Surprised nobody said Paddy’s Irish Pub (although amusingly, someone actually did mention the garish, vapid bar from the episode where they try to win an award, which for a site that’s clearly currently trying to reach a more mainstream audience in a way that ultimately pleases no one, couldn’t be a more apt

There was definitely some pretty random choices on here. I didn’t even know the bar from New Girl had a name!

Recognitions is literally shaking right now!

Who in their right mind would donate money to this tiresome asshat?

So Nock Nock’s rap was actually supposed to be good? It sounded like run of the mill mumble-rap garbage to me.

I kinda see where Decepticon’s coming from, to be honest. The way the show handles this topic has never really rang true for me: it feels more like a plot device they go to whenever they want to make Gretchen seem sympathetic, that they’ll conveniently drop at the end of the episode. BoJack handles depression a lot

“We have asked the White House for comment about what Trump meant and will update if we hear back.”

Barsanti-Bot, programmed badly. Wires with fraying ends...

My god, man, who cares. I’m willing to bet that the hipster doofus who wrote this article has a mustache tattooed on his index finger, so maybe making fun of other people’s tattoos isn’t the best look?

When you go around acting as un-presidential as this guy does, sometimes you need to remind people that you’re the president.

... I don’t really get that from Penelope Spheeris in this interview at all. She has a lot of insightful things to say about filmmaking, and the decision to leave it behind. There is a point in the interview where Katie Rife unsuccessfully tries to pivot the conversation in a direction that better suits her

Party on, Garth!

I feel like you guys need to hire some new writers who are a little better at swearing than this. I mean, that headline is some fifth grade, “just learned to curse” type of shit.

“It’s better to burn out, than to fade away...”

I have a soft spot for that song just for the sheer amount of variations they recorded of it, ranging from the uninspired Whoomp! Addams Family! (There It Is)”, to the surprisingly self-aware “Whoomp! (There It Went)”.

Who let the Dogs out? Who? Who?

Assholes are gross, you guys! Eww!

This one was kind of a mess structurally, but it did have a few decent laughs. The headline is overly harsh: there was really nothing “all-time” about it.