I’ve never seen this before, but I think I’m in love with this tweet, just for giving me the priceless mental image of Lisa Simpson exclaiming “What the fuck, dude?!”at a hapless critic for an increasingly irrelevant pop culture site.

“Sideshow Bob Roberts” is a classic episode though, and doesn’t feel out of character because Sideshow Bob, despite his relative sophistication compared to Krusty, was basically apolitical up to that point anyway. That line you cite- “you can’t keep the democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in,…

But that episode is retroactively problematic (or something). This one is bland enough for modern audiences!

Are you sure you’re not thinking of Arthur Chu?

The Barsanti-Bot is malfunctioning again! It doesn’t even know what it’s snarking about!

It’s certainly nothing to go beating himself up over!

He briefly “died” from a heroin overdose, but they kickstarted his heart. Then they wrote a song about it!

...And meanwhile, I’m stuck in the grays. Fuck you Kinja.

Regardless of whether or not they end up including it as part of their streaming service (my guess: they won’t), you can rest assured that Mr. Barsanti will be absolutely miserable!

That’s not blackface. That is just his fur.

“...terrified of offending some very worthless people”

Also, that “Snowball” guy.

Jeez, what a bitchy headline writer this place has working for them!

“Pegg is, indeed, now totally ripped, in a kind of visually upsetting way.”

(Walks into comment section as if nobody’s made the obvious joke yet)

...I thought you said these reactions were going to be “hilarious”? All I’m seeing is the regular petty, obnoxious bullshit you usually see on Twitter. Stop scraping together a bunch of mediocre tweets and trying to pass it off as content!

“I’m very good-looking...I’ve done some modeling in PAKISTAN!! I was on the cover of CAMEL BEAT MAGAZINE!!”

For crying out loud, can we get rid of this fucking asshole already?? I’ve seen people get banned for a lot less than this.

That would never be posted on The Root, because it is actually coherent. Here’s an actual take from The Root’s Jussie Smollett comment section, posted at the top of the Kinja heap:

These sort of non-stories are Barsanti’s bread and butter.