Jeez, how long has this episode been sitting on the shelf? Nothing’s worse than stale pizza!

#OscarsSoWhat

I’ve got a bad feeling it’s going to be watered-down and sanitized for 2019, which is a shame because the book is one of the filthiest rock biographies of all time. Machine Gun Kelly and Pete Davidson’s involvement doesn’t exactly instill hope either.

Between this and that sci-fi anthology series that’s apparently a misfire, Jordan Peele sure has his name attached to some crap this week.

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“My values define who I am. We need less hate in this world, not more. I am a man who believes that everyone is entitled to love who they want free from the judgement of their fellow man.”

Remember that time we were captivated by his mustache and red sweater for a week, then unanimously turned against him when it was revealed that he had a... fetish?!?!?

“Trump artificial intelligence”, three words combined that can’t make sense!

The episode itself wasn’t really anything special, but I felt a sense of relief to see Apu (and Manjula) towards the end, even if it was just a non-speaking cameo. Let’s never take this iconic character for granted again!

Honestly, I think Hughes might be a worse writer than Sean Penn. At least Penn’s writing is entertainingly bad.

This is honestly the least punchable this guy has ever looked. No more sidecut and rainbow frocks, I guess?

“Ellen Page, who spit fire over the current administration earlier this month...”

I’d more than settle for you guys recreating The AV Club of 2009! This one... just ain’t working.

The review mentions the men “walking around with ‘Cotton Eyed Joe’ and ‘Escape(The Piña Colada Song)’ stuck in their heads”, which to be fair, aren’t exactly male stereotypes, but still seem like incredibly boring, ubiquitous musical cues to go with. One’s basically just a “You might be a redneck” joke, and the other…

Nope, this time the only people with “suicidal thoughts” will be the folks that actually shell out money to see this reheated dog turd!

“One of black metal’s most infamous bands: just a bunch of posers”, declares pink-haired clickbait writer!

It was voted “comedy special of the year for people who don’t actually like comedy, but also have a ton of arbitrary rules about comedy”!

I’m politely clapping already!

Can’t believe they didn’t take a knee! If anything, they should have gotten down on both knees, and fellated us all! I don’t think I’m alone in feeling like they owe us an apology?

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