This guy’s 22 now. His charges carry a minimum sentence of 47 years, which would have him finally being released at the ripe old age of... 69. We can only hope that happens- it would be the ultimate punchline to all this nonsense!

“What is activism, without posting it on Instagram?”

Next season: The Tanners have gone from “Full House”, to “No House”!

Yeah, I’m not really interested in a lecture about racism from some white hipster who can’t even tell his Del Toros apart!

Not really. It’s pretty consistent with the “there’s no such thing as bad publicity” zeitgeist we’re currently living in. Not to mention all the Paul Feig interviews where he publicly denounced the fanbase (and red carpet photos of the lady Ghostbusters stepping on his balls, which was honestly just creepy). They had…

I’m older than the “Broad City” version of Abbi, but am younger than the real-life version of Abbi! This makes me feel... not particularly old, or young.

• Normally I am of the belief that “Chasing Cars” belongs to Grey’s Anatomy and should not be used by any other show ever, but Broad City actually earns it.

...Wow, how the fuck did that ever get 5 upvotes?

The AV Club

“Attempting to erase the memory” of the last movie? Leslie, I think that your movie did that just fine on its own.

To be fair, it stars not only Katherine Heigl, but also Gerard Butler. With a pairing like that, you probably should have realized right out of the gate what a stink bomb you were in for.

I’m the exact same age as the creators of this, and all I can say is finally, a show that caters towards Millennials!!

“Carelord”? Buddy, some of these buzzwords you’re tossing around are even lamer than “blast processing”. I guess it’s not just a clever name?

Upvoted for not contributing to the cesspool!

“Gawker, a good website...”

Let’s be real: both Family Guy and The AV Club are shells of their former selves. At least Family Guy can still make me laugh every now and then though (also, it “doesn’t care about” me? What a bizarre criticism of a TV show. Especially when this very site has stated in no uncertain terms that it doesn’t care about…

Interesting that most of the comedy “criticism” you’re referring to tends to come from people that have never actually made anybody laugh in their lives!

Oh for the love of Christ, shut up Barsanti. I hope that as part of their new creative direction, they spend more time making fun of hack bloggers that cram their ideological views down our throats. Maybe Brian Griffin could get a job working for Gizmodo Media Group?

The only time this site gets more comments than that anymore is when they fuck up royally and misreport something, like the Dwayne Johnson story the other day. It’s a sad state of affairs, but 37 comments actually is pretty decent for the site in its current form.

Al Jean? I was talking about Univision! Although yeah, Al Jean really needs to step down too, for the sake of the show. He’s been at the helm for almost 20 years now and the show takes absolutely no risks creatively anymore. Just have Matt Selman take over or something.