Bill Simmons the boss seems like a pretty good dude, especially when you compare him to Coach Whitlock.

If you're not watching the playoffs, why would you care who's leading the series?

This is exactly how I feel this morning and I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

That’s me! I don’t mind the Patriots, and I believe Brady is GOAT. But he totally broke the rules, and worse than that, lied like a smiling idiot about it. And then the NFL responded disproportionately in punishment. And now every Patriots fan thinks the NFL is out to get them because they just won too damn much. And…

[Pete Carroll rubs chin]

If that doesn’t win the contest he started on Twitter, then I will personally give the creator of that gif the $500 Shaq promised myself.

Baseball good. Fun all around.

This is my favorite thing in sports.

1. Hit

I think the coolest thing about this strategy was just how hard the Warriors sold out on it. Teams double off of weak shooters all the time, but usually there is a t least some hesitancy about leaving the guy wiiiiiide open on the perimeter, and that can put the roaming defender in no-man’s land, which can open up…

This was hilarious, not even caring about Allen standing next to the rim:

Bill Simmons can’t write. Roger Goodell is a moron.

It’s Low-Hanging-Fruit day at Deadspin...

take away a Super Bowl win. Now THAT is a spicy HOT TAKE

Spot on Kinja.

Flagrant foul, offensive foul, whatever. One thing’s for sure. All you guys in this thread have horrible taste in sexual partners.

The real story is instead of Lebron making it to the finals only to lose and have a 2-5 record in the finals he will stay at 2-4. In other news Jordan still 6-0 in the NBA Finals................

I bet you’re a neutral observer.

Here, I’ll whip up a quick one: The Los Angeles Clippers beat the Houston Rockets.

Plain and simple this is a match up nightmare for the Warriors.