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Players who excel defensively coming out of college are so rare, let alone number one overall picks. Wiggings will likely end up having the better career and be the better player. Still, it can end up being a good trade for both. Even if Love leaves CLE, there’s a long list of FAs willing to sign of to be a third

Caboclo was jobbed.

Is it just me, or is Adrian Beltre one of the coolest cats in baseball?

The successful raptors stretch of the early season was based on spreading the ball and hitting jumpshots that were coming from a lot of different capable players. This led to a crazy offensive efficiency (Dallas and Toronto were at historic paces as late as January). When Derozan went down with the groin injury, Lowry

TBH

“Paredes almost got injured!”
[hucks fastball at Bautista’s ribs]

I pictured something like this.

Oh my god, the fucking 800. The one year I ran track I had to run this goddamn event. I asked my coach for strategy tips. He said “run the first lap as fast as you can, and hope you finish.” Asshole.

Saved me a trip to the hammock district. Thanks Kinja!

Saved me a trip to the hammock district. Thanks Kinja!

Pellies had a 99.8% win probability with 5:51 left.

Level 1.5 neurocognitive impairment, $1.5 million

I can’t figure out who or what to blame. The Raps have had like two good games since the All Star break. This is maddening.

Reggie must have said this 10 times during the game. I kept waiting to see if any of his “puns” would eventually meet the criteria of actually being puns.

“Looks fine to me!” - Andy Reid

Because Kobe is a mutant

Fuck Matt Barnes

Oh great, NOW where am I supposed to put my wife at night