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They cried “The election is rigged” until “Trump won, get over it!”

Swiper no swiping!

I so, so, so want them to bring back Lara Pulver. She was absolute perfection in this role.

Yes but if you are drunk and become victim of a crime, chances are the perpetrator won’t be let off the hook BECAUSE you were drunk. “Yeah, that guy mugged you, but uh oh, looks like he mugged you while you were drunk. Sorry, dude. It was your own fault. We won’t convict him.”

If you got so drunk that a mugger noticed and decided to take advantage of that, a lawyer wouldn’t attempt to use your drunkenness to get the mugger off charges.

One reason we get so annoyed about this is because we can follow all these dumb rules and still get raped. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped drunk. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped sober. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped by strangers. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped by friends. People want to set up all these

You gotta admire his spunk, though.

My submission was also a Trent Reznor sex dream. lol.

Dude’s over 50 now and I still would.

My husband and I have both had sex dreams about Trent Reznor, and in both of our dreams he was amazing. We’re big NIN fans, so not surprised really...

I confess that I am also holding back my actual weirdest one. I’ll bet a lot of us are.

Did he scream “We’re doing it live!”at you?

Michelle is scary. Good scary (intelligent, strong-minded, physically strong), but scary. I would not want her upset with me.

tbh conveyer belt sex with fresh baked bread at the end sounds pretty awesome.

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That is disturbing. Very, very disturbing. And I say that having had a dream where I was dating a monstrously huge, mutilated spider. (Look, I just couldn’t break up with her - she’d recently lost a couple legs and really needed my support.)

What is the opposite of a star?

I once had a super-graphic-mostly-awesome sex dream about old-school Enrique Iglesias in which we were vigorously going at it in the missionary position, I opened my mouth to moan with reckless pleasure, and his mole slid off his face and into my mouth and I started choking on it. I’m pretty sure it was linked to

Several years ago I dreamt I was at a fancy White House dinner and caught the President’s eye. In the dream I was embarrassed because he kept staring at me so intently. Then some big buff guy in a balcony suit was suddenly at my side and escorting me to some private room. The President was there, waiting, and he came

My first sex dream: I was around 13. All beige room. Beige walls, beige mattress, beige sheets. Mattress was on the floor. Everything had a grimy vibe to it. Except Trent Reznor... He was wearing all black (I mean... Duh.) and he was apparently the answer that my teenage brain sought. I woke up sooooo confused about

It used to be that a woman was believed to be property of either her father or her husband.