We have been truly blessed as a nation to have this woman deign to be our FLOTUS.

My favorite folder is full of porn.

“Fill you up with my baby-making cream.”

Not technically a sex dream but I dreamed I was in a 24/7 power exchange relationship with Jerome Valeska (pre-Joker Joker on Gotham.) I’m sexually submissive and a huge Joker fan IRL but I had never even seen the show before I dreamed it.

That’s how I always imagined Hiddles in bed. Super kinky but incredibly polite about it.

Yet he also seems incredibly forgettable.

Only because I’m a Marvel/Star Trek nerd.

Crimson Peak: Awful movie, great butt.

Angry, irradiated lunch meat.

I’m from suburban Texas, in a place where they don’t even mention /abstinence/ in school because referring to sex even to tell people not to have it is sinful, apparently and I sure as Hell know that having sex with an unconscious person is rape, any kind of which is inexcusable.

I once heard someone saying that abstinence only sex ed was like Dolores Umbridge’s Defense Against the Dark Arts class.

My grandmother is always complaining that I’m not ‘ladylike’ so when I visited her recently I wore one of the dresses I had just bought. Her response was that I should change before we went to see my uncle because my dress was ‘inappropriate.” Listen, if my own uncle can’t keep it in his goddamn pants because I’m…

I always thought that the last season got kinda preach-y.

Katy sounds more like an elementary school boy with a crush than a bully.

This “Ted Cruz is The Zodiac Killer” nonsense has to stop. Ted is too young to be The Zodiac Killer, he’s obviously his /son/.