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I’m not clicking on the MotorWeek video. Last time I did that I woke up three states over, with no recollection of the past two days, wearing a green jumpsuit with a “Symbionese Liberation Army” patch on the front.

All I can see is XJS... but one in the image has lights on and moving... so it can’t be

I get that”pooping out another car” feeling every time I see one of these. To me it looks like its pushing out a 911:

Looks like it’s pooping out a Dodge Challenger, head first.

It’s got its good moments, but this looks like a Ferrari lobster pooping out a smaller Ferrari.

What are you, an aspiring serial killer?

Blacked out lights.

don’t worry, mexico will pay for it.

“I would have drilled Henry Rowengartner between the numbers if he yelled ‘pitcher has a big butt’ at me” - Justin Verlander, allegedly

This should be called the Hissy Fit

CPR can also be performed to Another one bites the dust. Family members don’t like that one

I think we can all agree that we need a new car show called David Tracy: Jeep Doctor...it would be like Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman, but with David and Jeep problems.

Seems the third party survey company simply posted to the wrong website. Meanwhile, shouts of “What the fuck does nutmeg have to do with Denny Hamlin” could be heard throughout Shelby County, Alabama as citizens awoke and checked their twitter accounts

It could maybe work, if it was all blue.

Bleeding lights? Whatever.

You want to stop baseball players from “Jerkin it” to porn during the interminably long slog of a baseball season? You got two options:

This deserves many more stars and more recognition.

You can’t tell Scalise that his idea would be “a whole new ball game.” He was fucking shot at a ball game.