Who would have thought someone who released a song titled “Let’s Get Retarded” may not be the greatest arbiter of taste?

Even Mike Pence had to sit down in the middle of that singing of the anthem.

That’s the thing, isn’t it?

Had they driven over, loaded the Jeep, and got home for the Super Bowl in four hours as planned... it’d be a throwaway article.

Instead it turned into an epic story of a man’s battle against the elements and two imperilled friendships.

As always, Tracy prevails. GLORY BE HIS NAME.

Congratulations, Mr. Mixeddrinks, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Jeep which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as David Tracy’s friends help get her out of the mud.

+100 for the kerning joke.

Hey, fuck you.

I’ll let you have the NC $kay, let’s spread the joy. Besides... Mine might get jealous!

As an owner of a NC aka “black sheep” generation, I approve this post.

When I was in HS a friend of mine had a late ‘80s Monte Carlo SS. I didn’t know too much about cars at the time but I knew that car was rad.

I’m not sure whats worse, the boob job, or the plastic surgery on the face.
Glad I didn’t win today.

69-degree angle

You thought you had it?

I’m dead

Doug DeMuro is the type of guy who...

Hey, an LS will fit under the hood, so it’d be kind of American, and V8!

Done, you call me.

Is Zach Efron driving an Alero in that picture?

You’re a terrible person, I just aspirated a bite of my breakfast burrito loaded with really hot chili sauce. I hope you’re happy.