I agree with you, but I think we are probably wrong.

+Type 2

I prefer my Pop Tarts untoasted. I haven’t had a toasted Pop Tart in over 30 years...

This may be the first car I’ve seen on here that actually may come with a crack pipe left from the previous owner.

Would you buy it over a Chevy SS?

Let this be a lesson why you should never tell your mother anything.

Bless my eyesight. I didn’t even notice the people in the picture until reading your comment. I even looked at the paragraph mentioning it in the article, scrolled up, gave a muted groan, and scrolled down again. That’s amazing!

so graverobber, I assume you picked this solely to run the lede picture, it really is something... I just don’t know how do you approach your girlfriend/wife/partner/s.o. with the idea...

“But is it Bumper to Bumper?”

Used. Ford. Raptor.

Trigger warning for Stef: Do NOT look at Class 9, you’ll hate it.

Stayed in Fort Stockton just long enough to eat at the McDonald’s off the interstate. I was looking for a Whataburger :(

I used to have to cover West TX and part of Southeast New Mexico. One time I was heading back to San Antonio from somewhere in New Mexico. Pulled out a map and saw a road that would cut an hour+ plus off my planned route home. Or so I thought.

You drove through West Texas once and wanted to do it again?

Yep, that’s a Crosstour ass. But that’s ok. Sometimes you think you see your wife at her family reunion and go up behind her and squeeze her butt. Sometimes it turns out it’s actually her niece. You just gotta get there early so before you have to wait in the car you can get a burger, a brat, and a beer in, before…

Hm, interesting. My only followers appear to be myself (not 100% sure how I managed that, but rolling with it) and some other wonderful person… ah well, we shall see where it goes.

Listen, draw your own conclusions from this, but the water was just fine before those dirty women divers started jumping in there. Just sayin.

Man, what are you doin’ here?

My idiot brother in-law lives up this way. So I can confirm this is merely par for the course up around that neck of the woods.

Collective IQ of those three women doesn’t quite reach the octane number of the fuel in the car. I am familiar with New Caney - this video is a perfect illustration of that ‘hood. Texas hillbillies. Smart enough to get a Mustang, but not smart enough to drive it or pay for it.