This fan needs to remember what happened the last time a gorilla in Cincinnati didn’t respect its enclosure.

If this were not rusty, and half the price, it would be worth thinking about.

I like Volvos, and I like wagons, but wow that’s a no. Why on earth would you buy this rusty thing when you can have a very clean turbo V70 at half the price?

LOLTexans

Almost. In Texas you’re allowed to drive three years after you get your gun permit.

In Texas you’re allowed to drive as soon as you’re out of diapers.

Punch onto others as they would punch onto you.

If we can’t laugh at kids then what are we doing, really

These kids with their silver spoons. The Votto family didn’t even own a spoon! When they ran out of food they ate little rocks and grass. Piece of shit millenial-spawned entitled one-percenter. Fuck this elitist 8 year old.

I got suspended in high school on three separate occasions for recreating the stunner. In history class in the fall of 2000, we had a faux Gore Vs Bush debate where I played Gore. My debate partner and I decided ahead of time that it would be ended with me taking a stunner in front of the class. It probably wasn’t my…

My brother gave me a legit “Outlaw” Ron Bass gorudbuster on the concrete in the middle of Home Depot. Out mother smacked the shit out of us on the way back to the car, even though I’m pretty sure I was concussed.

To be honest, those were the only two that I could remember. The Claw was what I used most on my little brother because it was quick and easy. There were always tears when the Figure Four was attempted and then it was followed by my mother getting me good with the wooden spoon. So that one didn’t get used very often.

next time ask him if it covers you when you leave Cars and Coffee.

Do you want stains? Because that’s how you get stains.

It’s a conversation starter.

I found Maldonado’s Kinja burner!

But not the upside down part of the Southern Hemisphere.

Evans is unwatchable and unlistenable.

This is good kinja.

WHOOOOOOOOOSH.