Come on down and test out the Vantage’s top end!! Just don't hit a mosquito.

Marshawn just trying to be a real ass dude and say what everyone else was thinking when they reviewed these cars... I think you guys need to put DeMuro and Marshawn together in a weekly video series and see what happens...HBO might try to buy Jalopnik for that one...

I like too much power, because power is fun to me. Here in Houston, we have two things: mosquitos that you can ride to work when your Range Rover is in the shop, and straight roads. And “balanced” doesn’t help on long flat cornerless stretches.

Oh, like yours is any better.

Can’t believe it took Nissan two decades to bring it to production

The fact that your avatar is no longer yellow is really throwing me off in the comments.

Translation: “I’m gonna go jack off in my Camry.”

TFW you have to stay strong for the people back in Cwdyrrrrfyxkjfuygfkjs Mawr.

Poor Saabaru...I loved those cars.

The ring came off my pudding can

I hear those things are awfully loud.

Not that I’m biased or anything, but I think my new-to-me everyday car is going to look pretty good in a few more years as well.

What I learned from this experience is simple: most pickup truck owners don’t care what they need. They care only what they want.

Interviewer: Now that you are retired, are you concerned about CTE?

I can't tell, is that the Gallo 12 or the 24?

It was a glorious death! We should all be so lucky!

Doug,

Over in middle of nowhere East Texas there is a weird, Brutalist-Soviet militia compound

You go ahead and tell me you have seen a cooler/stranger house. Its ALL steel. Hand welded by one man.

A Honda, but Jesus didn’t like to talk about it.

John 12:49- “For I do not speak of my own Accord...”