I almost feel bad for the University of Michigan and all the players who feel inclined to write in run on sentences when decommiting but I feel the worst for all of their high school english teachers who probably tried to teach them what punctuation marks go where when constructing a proper sentence.

You could always go with the “they should trade for Aaron Rodgers!!” if you wanted. That seems like #gawkerrefugee talk.

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For a little bit more you can have this one with a 350 SBC. A little more oomph and reliability than a rotary yeah?

On one hand, this is really low price to get into the seat of an M3. Some of us may never get that experience. On the other hand, I have to wonder why the seller is all of a sudden moving on from it and even reducing his price. Plus, I don’t think anyone has been taking it easy on a bright orange sports car with this…

Class 3 door handles are the reasons I could never gain access to my dad’s 67 Chevelle. My weak little baby hands hadn’t the strength to push the button. I bet he would tell you it was his favorite feature haha.

::insert “Dodged sinkhole” joke here::

Mr. McDildertits. That is a lucid, intelligent, well thought-out comment. +1

Truth.

I’m pretty sure that kid had a vape in his hands too.

Oh shit.

2 years ago when I moved into my house, I mentioned that I read your articles to my neighbor. We’re good friends now and your articles were the things that made us closer. Anytime you ever wrote an article we made sure let the other one know. Hell, even my wife knows who you are. All I have to do is laugh while…

As a former MINI owner, I can verify. BEFORE the factory warranty was up, I had to have the same thermostat solenoid replaced twice, a Vanos exhaust solenoid replaced and the timing chain tensioner. This was a 2012 S model Clubman with 45k mile when I sold it.

As a Red Raider Alum, we put the TT in the BuTT.

I am actually completely clueless as to the raising of Klingons. However, I do like the idea of a BBQ where both Texans and Klingons gather to celebrate their childrens briskets and hunting skills.

False. In Texas, to attain a driver’s license, you must first graduate out of diapers, successfully smoke a brisket and take down a feral hog. Then you may get behind the wheel. Usually you can get those milestones done by 4 years of age. It took me until 5. I messed up my brisket.

Shortly after trading in my MINI for a 4Runner I received like 10 of these “OMG PREPARE TO DIE IN A FIERY CRASH” letters in a week. Everytime I thought something might be wrong with my 4runner. That’s how snake bit I was by my old MINI haha.

I feel your post will be underappreciated. It shouldn’t be. COTD

If it hasn’t become a collectors car yet, especially given its age and the age of potential collectors it would attract, I don’t think it ever will. Sad to say CP.

I have a MINI to sell you. It has a turbo...!