It might be a steep purchase, I don't know about your situation, but Xenoblade provides far more fun and content than most other games. While you are on the fence whether to buy it or not, for me it's an even tougher decision: I'd love to play through the whole thing again, but that would pretty much eat up all my…

And in other news: None of the people mentioned in this article matter.

I'd reply and say something about how nothing you or I say matters at all, but I've already gone ahead and killed myself.

Gotta love the entitlement some people seem to feel. Bunch of cunts complaining about a video game that's not out...

It's the form of speedrun where you run through a videogame very speedily.

some games prompt players to rename a character without giving them any other options to change his or her physical or emotional constitution. It's a funny dynamic that I don't see that much anymore

I clearly remember raging at my local newsagent when they decided to stop carrying Super Play, because I was the only guy actually buying it. I had to take the train and two buses to buy the mag from that point on, but I was always there on the day of release. Nowadays Eurogamer sometimes reminds me of the Super Play…

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Not to mention the daddy of 'em all, Super Play. Man that magazine was awesome, and going through all those issues I can now say it still is. Awesome crew of people, from Jonathan Davies all the way up to Alison Harper, Zy Nicholson, Tony Mott (who was editor-in-chief at Edge), Nic, Peter...

I won't blame him for that. Hanafuda gets very addictive very fast.

Also, I'd write it as ヤニス. That's probably closer to the actual pronunciation than ヤンニス, which follows the spelling instead of the pronunciation, something many fledgling students of the Japanese language tend to do.

That's exactly right. It was mentioned here and there, but I was surprised these guys didn't get more attention from the main stream media outlets, especially seeing many of them like to drill Nintendo for not introducing more new blood. But it's definitely happening! The sound teams have been adding new and very…

Now that Nintendo has found a way to clone some of its more famous game creators, I'm sure they have a long future ahead of them indeed.

Nintendo´s secret research into cloning its employees was definitely new.

People seem to be overlooking the fact that Nintendo is secretly making huge strides in cloning research, making younger versions of their employees to keep the creative juices flowing.

Looks an awful lot like Mark Cerny, lead architect for the PS4 hardware. Mark's got a pretty impressive resume, from creating Marble Madness way back in the day, to helping Sonic get made, helping Playstation and Naughty Dog get off the ground, being a bi-lingual programming genius whizzkid while also being a more…

Seeing SM3DW was made by Nintendo's EAD in Tokyo, and this was part of that game originally, I'd say that sounds very plausible.

Xiao Qiang now suffers from partial paralysis. Resident supervising doctor Xiong Zhiwei says that he can recover most motor function, but will have impaired speech and some mental difficulties.

Since well before that, even. Nobody's mentioning one of the most important innovations: the effin' d-pad on the Donkey Kong Game & Watch.

Man, I tried to come up with a way of being more of a douche towards other people than you, but I couldn't. And as everybody who knows me will gladly tell you, not only am I a huge douche myself, all people who know me hate the fact that they know me, basically because I'm such a huge douche.