🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶

It’s a really weird connection to make. A person with a certain characteristic commits a crime. He is completely unrelated to this company, they didn’t hire him, he doesn’t have anything to do with them, but they hire people with one of the characteristics he has, so they’re somehow at fault? The guy was also male.…

But also: see every damn mark Walberg movie.

‘I am also on the Genghis Khan diet, which is recommended for young lotharios and involves eating sweet potato, sunflower seeds and horny goat weed.”

To help u feel better, here’s Quincy:

Hey, Jared, here’s an idea: tell your worthless father (edit: -in-law) to stop flying to golf courses and to Florida every weekend. That alone would save the government millions of dollars. Plus maybe he’ll actually do something to earn the $1 salary he’s taking.

no, but her refrigerator was famous

Villagers with pitchforks is what made Trump win.

I have a cat who looks like a Russian Blue but is actually a gray tabby. He is concerned that he will be stereotyped for his appearance.

My family consisting of me, my partner, and our four cats, cares DEEPLY about the Russia issue.

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.

Obama did commit the greatest crime, though: being born while not-white.

Nah pretty sure we’ll be reminiscing about when we still had electricity and most of our limbs.

White House Budget Director Mick Mulvaney defended Trump’s cuts by arguing that after-school programs aimed at feeding children after school aren’t “helping kids do better at school.”

That’s my only issue with it. Feminism is political. You can’t just put it on when you want like a designer jacket and expect people not to call you out on that. 

You forgot:

Are you fucking kidding me, with this exposing the crimes of the government? Are you fucking kidding me?

You do realize the pro-Russian intent of Wikileaks, I hope.

Oooh, some people at the DNC said they didn’t like Bernie, in May 2016 after the primaries were essentially over. Some crime. Assange is a fucking hypocrite doing Putin’s bidding. When Wikileaks started, he said he planned to expose the Russian government too. Crickets.

sending troops with help