CAT?! DID HE CALL YOU CATWOMAN??

I just read the New Yorker piece, and the common thread from everyone interviewed was how dirty and ashamed all the women felt. And that’s in their own head with the story NOT front page news. It takes a really strong person to want to tell that kind of story and have that kind of feeling publicly.

Believe one another.

Y2K actually did happen, and it threw us all into the Mirror Universe.

It’s an Island (of Gun Control) surrounded by a really big Ocean (of gun nuts)

Seriously.

“I think if you look to Chicago, where you had over 4,000 victims of gun-related crimes last year, they have the strictest gun laws in the country. That certainly hasn’t helped there.”

I can’t believe found Obama time to make Americans suffer under his care while simultaneous planning 9/11. What a truly great President we had.

Well, she had her start as an Abercrombie model, hit the “Say yes to the dress” and pretended to buy a dress she didn’t actually wear...I think there was another reality show in her past, too? It is thirst.

I am really feeling bad for Shannon this season, I can relate to how gaining weight can make you feel so insecure and messed up. Also Lydia is an asshole, and a judgmental asshole to boot.

As soon as myself or the Mr start talking to Teen Levy about Stuff He Doesn’t Want To Hear, he accuses us of yelling. Did it yesterday, in fact. I just laughed and walked away.

The evolution of “I just want everything out in the open v2.0” gambit has really spread, like a virus, across the franchise. Karen Huger on RHP, Marlo Hampton on RHA, and now Lydia (good luck, you’re trying to help a Cancer-faker who still won’t admit it!).

I listen to Bravo on Sirius radio and Amy Phillips refers to her as Kermit Arms.

Ugh, my mother does that “stop yelling” bullshit...while she herself is the loudest person ever to be born. It’s infuriating and is just a prelude to her hanging up on me after refusing to listen to anything I’ve said and denying there is a problem.

Lydia looks like a walking Snapchat filter.

Goop.

Schrödinger’s Swift is right, since she’s in there with Meredith & Olivia. There will be no surviors.

5 nannies have left the role in the last year, each citing supernatural incidents as the reason...

I have a question that’s been bugging me all week- who thought Megyn Kelly was a suitable choice to host a Sandy Hook event? She’s a right wing pro gun barbie. I’m not American but I’m pretty sure I can come up with better choices for host.

And both of them are firmly of the belief that Obama’s farts turn frogs gay.