I can’t believe that I actually like Meaghan this season; she really was the voice of reason. Personally, I can’t wait for the Heather-Tamra-Shannon triumvirate to come apart. I really detest the three of them together.

WHAT DOES ERIKA DEAL WITH EVERY NIGHT?!?!?!?! (Besides old man dick?)

He’s the sort of guy who negs you more AFTER you sleep with him.

As a fan you should probably already know that Armisen is a well-established dick.

It’s really hard for a lot of conservative women to contemplate the idea of feminism because it’s been so owned by liberal democrats pushing very progressive policy ideas

“It’s really hard for a lot of conservative women to contemplate the idea of feminism because it’s been so owned by liberal democrats pushing very progressive policy ideas,” Amanda Carpenter

I enjoyed that probably more than I should have.

It’s supposed to terrify ignorant people, but it actually is just terrifying how ignorant these powerful men are. We need better public schools, with comprehensive health classes and sex education, and we need more rational women in government to take the place of doofuses, misogynists, and religious extremists.

For him to understand that shirt, he has to press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start.

Yes! It’s as annoying as someone calling their significant other “mommy” or “daddy.” No, thanks. I already have a dad and he hasn’t returned from the grocery store yet.

“The key is that I’m the king and every queen should support the king.”= Automatic grounds for divorce.

Horrible, right??

“Elvis, you wanna cookie?” “Mroowww.”

Are you a murderino too?

I thought you said Victor Victoria line and got real excited.

Mulatto? Were they having this discussion in 1856?

Right?! When someone has a medical emergency, lay people don’t usually jump up and say, “I’ve been doing a lot of Web MDing lately! Let me have a go!”

On a related note, I’m sort of surprised Caitlyn Jenner has yet to chime in with her own delusional defense of Trump’s behavior towards women.

I have been on a Scientology book reading kick lately, and would kill to read one by Katie. I’m in the middle of Jenna Miscavige-Hill’s book on leaving Scientology, and it’s fascinating. Leah Remini’s was really good, and Going Clear scared the shit out of me.