Jewel’s response is lovely:

Every person I know like this has parents who are richer than God. Who has time for a job when there are organic co-ops that need haunting?

Did you meet my brother? Because this sounds like my brother.

That is a great question. Thank you for asking.

There are unfortunately a lot of places like Victorville around Southern California, people who live on the edges of everything because they can’t afford anything else and have nowhere else to go. San Bernardino County is the largest county in the entire country—larger than some states—and there’s only so much the…

If only Paris and Barron could be implicated in a murder while there...this could easily become the best murder mystery of all time. Like Agatha Christie on acid.

the entire staff has turned over almost twofold since then

I can get on board with that. Makes total sense. She really has this frustrated Mother/Daughter thing with her because Lu is clearly a giant phony (and a giant asshole - That line she thinks is so clever “you don’t steal a man, they come willingly” is so freaking frustratingly horrible, just self-serving,…

I like the dress on her. Not many could pull it off but I thought it looked good on her. *Kanye shrug*

They need to throw the whole bunch out and start over with just Sonja next season.

idk, i kinda liked it! people were saying it was ugly and that it looked like the matron of honor dress from odd mom out on twitter. she kept responding to people by tweeting “alexander mcqueen” like a pokemon.

Blind ones.

He is. Would bang. Repeatedly.

Did anyone see this yet? I died.

Counterpoint: the Elon story is A++++++!!!

Oh, I do too! It may sound ridiculous, but it gives me a sense of “security."

I make six figures and would be scared to death to plunk $400K down on an apartment. (My parents are dead so they can’t fucking help.)

She’s in Williamsburg.

>What does $400,000 actually buy you in Williamsburg?