I did not think I could like any of them less than I like Meghan. The Ole Miss sorority girl is still strong within that one.

They’re so tacky they go all the way back around to tasteful.

R.I.P. Todd

They’re cute and complicated

“They’re homely, they’re simple, and they’re about to reproduce!”

UGH, tone policing the severely traumatized should be a felony.

I don't think it was directed towards the man. More to herself and the traumatizing situation. She almost died. When you almost die, you aren't exactly minding your tone. I would lose my shit if my fluffy baby was drowning.

Yeah, my immediate reaction was “Can you at least thank the man first?!?” But if I had nearly drowned, was panicked and distressed, and my beloved dog was still in my car I have no idea how I’d act or what I’d say.

I didn’t hear it as an order. Which she couldn’t enforce, anyway. It was more like a prayer.

He genuinely believes that all parents love their children equally

Aww poor Jeb. I hope this betrayal doesn’t trigger some kind of fugue state that will make him wander the streets of a major US city after dark.

Hi sir, can you sit on my face? That's OK, you don't need to shower. Just sit.

i am not hating on jared leto, for the record. i think he looks fucking awesome and is funny and fun.

The ranch dressing on the side somehow helps with the concept of this picture.

Honestly, it seems like Frances’s life started going downhill as soon as she re-connected with Courtney. I’m sure Courtney is enjoying all of this in a perverse way, as it gets her name back in the press.

I don’t consider Kanye’s interruption to be one of sexism, but one of narcissism. He truly believed (believes) his words and point of view are more important than everyone else’s.

you know, cus men are so involved with tampons! They can’t get enough of talking about ‘em!

I wish I could just decide to not have a job anymore!!!