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Yes, they’re throughout the White House.

I have this uncanny ability to pay attention to more than one thing at a time.

Why would they take it down?

Caity Weaver for president of the universe, forever and ever!

And they could get an accountant, do what they say.

Tina has two other daughters.

This is correct. Bianca’s name is in the caption and Solange is obviously one of her daughters so that makes 4.

I still haven’t mentioned plastic surgery.

Chill out? I was clarifying that she was the one who is obsessed with lips and has ner name on lipsticks. I didn’t create the judgement, she’s gone out of her way to make sure she’s famous for her lips, it’s her narrative.
There’s:
-Kim
-The one that was married to the basketball player, pretends wearing a corset is

That’s the “lip” one, right?

I love that movie/ her in it! I was surprised to read that it wasn’t well-received after I watched it. I thought it was really entertaining. Loved their relationship vibes.

Hi! I have struggled with this few times due to GI conditions. What has helped me:

Uh. What? Not sure where you got that from.

Or ranch.

JBH (native Oregonian), their donuts are sugar flavored flour blobs fed almost exclusively to tourists. The sell donuts so people can take an instagram pic, not because they taste particularly good.

That was 100% my takeaway after reading the comments as well. I don’t even think I could name every awful side-effect that my friends or myself personally experienced as a result form birth control (aside from death, but that happens). Good on that GF for enlightening you (most women barely talk to their friends about

There’s a nearly complete lack of awareness among men about the side-effects and general bullshit associated with the current female birth control methods.

They were! He dated his baby mama before Mia, and then got back together with her last year after splitting with Mia.

BLESS YOU FOR THIS.

This is, without question, the best thing ever posted on Jezebel. I am bookmarking to look at it each morning before starting my work routine. Thank you for your service.