bologneseplease
bologneseplease
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Because you dont want to get shampoo/conditioner on your face.

“and frankly casual dabbling in SyFy’s various scripted shows”

No wonder men think we need them to make decisions about our bodies— they have so little control over their own bodies they can’t even drink in the same room as women without their dicks falling into one of them. JFC.

He’s really looking out for EVERYONE.

that fb post tho

Or he jizzed in them or rubbed them on his butt or they could have literally ANYTHING in them that he thought would be funny to have her ingest.

As someone who has worked at nonprofits for 10 years and received very few raises as a result, I am going to be real mad if “getting a raise” takes it all. I suck at being an adult.

I never disputed what was and wasn’t a hit show. I specifically pointed out that it is unlikely that we will “not hear from” her. She will continue to work on successful multi-season shows and promote them.

It’s literally his name though...

She was on Heroes, House of Lies, and is currently the star of the Good Place. She has been consistently since Veronica Mars. Plus she was the main voice in Frozen. “I doubt we will hear from them” is a very weird statement, but enjoy the rock you live under, I guess.

Everyone go catch up on TIME: The Kalief Browder Story. It’s so fucking heart breaking. It’s on Spike, IDK where to watch online. So thankful that Jay-Z is putting a spotlight on these stories.

I’ve noticed the consistent condescension towards Wicca/Paganism/”spirituality”/Eastern medicine/etc. as well. . Calling a cool celeb a witch is trendy and fun, but being an actual witch is worth mockery. Super big bummer, but it’s in line with the rest of the internet, I guess...

Even then, the concept of receiving oral sex is not better than the concept taking a week off work to go on vacation and do whatever the fuck I want.

If my BF turned to me and said “do you want me to go down on you right now or do you want to take Friday off of work and lay by a pool?” I would choose the latter. I like both but the question is which do you I like more. In a way, the question is also which helps me cope with my shitty job more?

As a wiccan, I have been using the palms up/out + sparkles for years so that witch emoji is EVERYTHING. So stoked.

Vacations last way longer than mouth stuff, and wouldn’t that also include GIVING mouthstuff and receiving bad mouthstuff? I’d rather go to Cabo for a 3-day weekend.

It’s a butter lettuce salad.

Doherty is probably busy right now with chemotherapy.