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HIDDLESWIFT

He already dated those three! Let the man live! Maybe they were too chill! He needs a lanky dance partner for galas!

Like, is Bobby dead? This is unacceptable. I haven’t gotten any work done since I saw the news.

Jessica Chastain, Kat Dennings, and Elizabeth Olsen. He’s all over the map. Love is the spice of life!

Well as soon as it stops polling well the public, I am sure they’re call off it off. Your vote matters.

how does one even begin to unpack this? is this why the phrase #icanteven became popular? i feel like this is the moment it was made for.

JBH.

It’s 100% official.

I NEED THIS TO BE ADDRESSED. WE ARE WASTING TIME, HERE. THIS IS A CRISIS SITUATION.

OH ITS HAPPENING

I KNOW THIS IS NEITHER THE TIME NOR THE PLACE, BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS HIDDLESTON - SWIFT PUBLICITY RELATIONSHIP THAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING FOR AT LEAST HOURS NOW. I AM LOSING MY MIND.

This person is an obvious troll. Don’t waste your time.

But isn’t he too old to be Morales? How would the younger Peter Parker mentor a 30+ year old? Just seems like too big a diversion.

I have it on good authority that it’s really good!!! You will like it!

No, no, we all keep falling for it because WHY is this how they choose to troll? Check their comment history— It’s so pointless, the most boring of mockery. I think it’s to get out of the greys? But they don’t even use gifs!

This person is the most benign troll. I cannot figure out what their long game is.

By all accounts I have heard (Tig included, they’re very close friends) Sarah is is actually a really kind person and loyal friend. In her case, there is a separation between her comedy style and her personality. I think Chelsea and Amy may just be mean people who do comedy, as opposed Sarah who does mean comedy.

Yes!!! Can we please get this updated? Maybe make a coffee table book?