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I would spend 50% less time on the internet and I would maybe finally be able to work on my burgeoning internet addiction if Jezebel ceased to exist.

Neon Demon.

I know 4 people who have seen it, one walked out after about an hour, and the other three said it was a pile of white male gaze garbage.

Because she was always going to endorse whoever got the nomination. Her priority is to make sure our next president is a democrat because she cares about the party and our country.

Sshhh. My moral purity demands that current politicians go back in time and vote with today’s constituency, not the popular beliefs of the time in which they were voting!! How dare you remind me of facts!!

I voted for Hillary today because she is the most qualified presidential candidate. But right now? Right now I’m sobbing because she is a woman and today is fucking beautiful. Can’t wait for little kids to grow up knowing that anyone can run for president. I cannot believe that it’s finally real.

“willingness to let”

Oh I am most definitely crying.

The only way you can follow celebs on snapchat is to turn off notifications— I just check when I am bored. My friends aren’t posting anything important anyway, so it’s just a fun thing to check a few times a day to pass a few minutes.

She actually doesnt show her butt that often on snapshat since she’s the one holding the camera. That said— every selfie-angle video (90% of her snaps) is centered on her breasts with her head just barely in the top of the frame.

CANCEL ALL OF MY OTHER SUGGESTIONS I CHANGE MY MIND.

How is she not in everything and swimming in a pool of awards?

SHE LOOKS AMAZING IN SUITS AND IS GOOD AT ROUGHING PEOPLE UP AND THIS IS PERFECT.

I feel like we are going into a Marcia Gay Harden direction in this thread.

DO THEY, THO?

My casting: Gabourey Sidibe... but she already did that other really bad heist movie. Kate McKinnon but she’s already ruining man-movies but WHO CARES SHE CAN BE OUR MISANDRY LADY REBOOT QUEEN. Gillian Anderson because why not! OMG what about Tatiana Maslany? She NEEDS to be in more movies and she can play literally

The exact language was from data reported to the FBI and it read “boyfriends or husbands” so I think the exes may fall into the 53% of known acquaintances? Also it’s just what’s reported/known, so if the didn’t have the situational information then it isn’t included. The number could be much more, but the data the FBI

While that is true, it’s also true that around 67% of homicides in the US involve a firearm. Killing someone with a gun is probably the easiest and laziest way to kill your wife. I would much prefer a spike in assault/battery cases in exchange for less murder.

Because of those 12,000: