Wait, so that’s not Anna Paquin? All you white ladies look the same.

Why doesn't this have a million stars?!?!

There is no way in hell they have a director of anything there. It's just barely a step above a dive bar. Great nachos though.

Start with her most recent album, Pinkprint. Skip Anaconda (you’ve heard it a million times) and Only (Chris Brown reasons). You will be pleasently surprised.

I just want to remind everyone that we have no one to blame but ourselves for clicking on this, and the fault is entirely our own for taking the time to comment.

Right? I am half-forehead, I don’t exactly get the option of not-bangs.

I don’t have nearly enough strange coin for this shit anyway.

So fun!

Really gorgeous silky sacks. But ... I would wear like any of these beautiful satin blobs whenever.

If the belief is practiced through donating millions of revenue dollars to anti-gay organizations, including those which aim to make homosexuality illegal, AND DEPORT ALL GAY PEOPLE, yes. Hobby Lobby was using religion as an excuse to be a bad employer, Chick-fil-a is taking your greasy chicken sandwich money and…

I firmly believe that Stamos/Lowe would be more famous if the other didn’t exist. Lowe came out on top because he was famous first, so when Stamos came around we were all “Nah, we’re good.”

ARE YOU A GHOST? HOW ARE YOU EVEN STILL ALIVE???

Dreams sometimes come true!

We keep crying out “No more Kardashians!” but then WE keep clicking on the links. What are they supposed to do???

Why do you hate us so much??? This is becoming a very abusive/co-dependent relationship, Jez staff. My friends are starting to worry about my readership, but I keep telling that you love me, and that Kardashians come with the territory.

I feel like the haters in the comments haven’t turned on a TV in 5 years. There are like 5 reality shows about truck drivers, several channels just for infants, and the Kardashian’s have been on for a million years.

WHERE DO I SIGN YOUR PETITION?

Have you watched any of the ABC Family shows from the past few years? It feels like there’s homosexuality, interracial dating, transgender story lines, terminal illnesses, etc. on practically every show they’re currently putting out. A black immigrant family in New York is going to be a perfect fit on their “something…

Ditto to the other replies, but also Chasing Life is dope as hell and is def not watered down at all. They’ve stepped up their drama game in the past 5 years. ABC Fam has cancer, murder, gays, foster kids, black people, etc.

My life is forever changed. #godbless