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What we are trying to explain to you is that your issue isn’t with Jezebel, your issue is with MRAs and the title the name they choose to use for themselves. You are correct that most people who identify as MRAs, are not activists, and do not productively work towards “rights.” The name makes them feel better about

Or you could have spent 2 whole minutes reading the fluff piece wherein they describe how humane that shot was. But nah, this was a better use of your time.

This is by far my favorite non-story-story-stretch in gossip news this year. Attendees always take home centerpieces from fundraising events. They’re going in the trash if you someone doesn’t take them. There is no other possible interpretation of the photo above. Within five years, I predict we will be burning

They only filed for divorce in early July and most celebs separate for a while before filing. But she definitely left her husband for Ben.

Next you’re going to tell me that all dogs do NOT go to heaven.

YOU CAN GO TO HELL. IT’S FRIDAY! THERE’S NO CRYING AT YOUR DESK ON FRIDAYS.

Jezebel isn’t forcing it, that is literally what these people call themselves. You refer to an organization by the name they came up with since it is agreed upon and everyone will know what you are talking to.

It’s happening everywhere, and has been for a while. Congrats on avoiding it until now? That must have been awesome.

I rarely see anyone campaigning for men’s rights

This is a compromise I can agree to.

Do do we hate Amy for being paid lots of money? I feel like we hated Dunham for her $3M book deal. Personally, I think it’s pretty fucking rad that she is getting paid more than Seinfeld ($7M). You go get yours, Amy.

I would like to talk about how much I love VB’s eyebrows this year. I like pretending that her eyebrows are what’s different about her face because I am an optimist and don’t want pass judgement on plastic surgery or her health.

Everyone I went to high school with in 2002 called it Pope Yes, so like, not really a revelation.

That was two years ago.

No Country For Old White Gay Men

She believes marriage should only be between a man and a woman, is very pro-life, opposes raising the minimum wage, and is opposed to background checks for gun ownership in New England in a post-Sandy Hook world. She also isn’t totally sure that global warming is real. So she is still on the spectrum of garbage

That’s what I don’t get. How is this not immediately stated during these various theatrical presentations? How do they get past this exchange to these extreme situations we keep finding ourselves in?

She didn’t walk the red carpet, but she was onstage when Daily Show won: Jessica Williams is one of my fave looks!

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