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“...rents out Jess’ (Zooey Deschanel) room while she is sequestered on jury duty.”

That sent a chill up my spine.

Had to pause One, Two Step on Spotify so I could listen to this.

OK, BUT ROB IS MY FAVORITE KARDSHIAN? SO...

And they say print is dead!

Starting to wonder if the comments have been overrun by 75% MRA trolls who are just REALLY subtle. Having a hard time remembering a Jezebel article that didn’t devolve into a hate fest of whatever harmless female celebrity is being discussed.

But, like, also, really terrifying

Have you seen the movie Practical Magic starring Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock?

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While I will never be a fan of her music, I did appreciate her “talent” when I saw this video a few months ago. It’s a weird “talent” but hey, she is really good at it. It’s all the above plus a whole bunch more:

I forgive you, your parents and those blasphemous summer camps. I’ve already pre-ordered my daily hangover packs for the rest of the week.

He is def not in Magic Magic.

that last gif is like being able to see for the first time. #blessed

What is with the vitriol for her around here?

Icee, unfortunately, not included.

I am not a kate spade fan (I’m more a beach witch), but these are great!

From what I have heard from people who have worked with her, she is nothing but kind and respectful to everyone around her. Plus she is quite smart and really does run her business. The whole sunblock thing is a real bummer.

James’ face when Stevie calls his wife? I am dead.

Am I the only one who doesn’t like Broad City?

My 60-yr-old Oregon-hippie mom fucking LOVES Desigual.

Nobody else like him.