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I can verify he is absolutely wonderful in person, everything his PR wants you to believe, but maybe even a little sillier. #livinginLAisweird

Withholding judgment, at present.

YOU GUYS.

Her full album is on Spotify! My fave tracks are probably: A Tribe Called Red, Black Synagogue, Battle Cry, Rose-Tinted Suicide. Honestly, the whole album! There’s some dark stuff as well as some party jams. Interesting facts: she is native american but also grew up in a cult, which is where she was she was abused.

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Fine, if you’re going to remind me of how much I sobbed when I heard it, might as well let everyone sob with us:

You’re the worst, Britta.

Feminism isn’t the Borg

The only correct response, thank you!

This Oscar season is going to be bananas.

I can’t wait to see everyone’s nope gifs! I will go first!

god thats so much shittier than my logic ugghhhhhhh. buying a body cam now and wearing it all the time. (jk that still wont work because woman)

me rn

#whitemen

He beat Drake, Kanye, Jay-Z, AND Kendrick for album AND performance (song) in 2014.

clearly ripping bruno mars/ronson too. downtown? really? not uptown?

I was hot & heavy with Jezebel for almost a year but about 2 months ago, the near-constant vitriol and bitter comments just got to me. It’s every fucking article about a female celebrity, especially if they’re under 40, and directly related to how successful/famous they are. Everyone’s welcome to their over dramatic

I am not saying he isn’t, but if a 71 year old dude was dating a 30 year old woman we would all be up in arms so I have principles and shit.

He is twice my age plus 11 years, and I think his daughter is my age. But he is sexy as hell so more power to the older gals.

It just doesn’t suit him! He was like 10% less of a badass without it, PLUS probably didn’t help that Mary Steenburgen was a BAMF in every scene with him.