I am probably not legally awake before 10 am on any given weekday. But Amy’s haircolor is giving me LIFE today, as it has been for a few months now.

They were on Jimmy Fallon together less than 2 weeks ago (which was hilarious), and they are starring in a movie that comes out in December. Get out of here with your unfounded accusations.

Most cats.

It would be wrong for anyone to argue with you:

She was fucking perfect in that movie, 10/10 would not recast ever.

Dave Franco redeems the Franco name.

This is extremely useful info! Out of the grey and into my ondemand queue!

Oh yeah, he is 27. He is too old to be a trophy husband, if anything.

#hairgoals

ORLY. Here’s some side-eye for that.

This story still isn’t trending on my facebook feed. There are at least 10 stories more talked about than this one. Including a video of a swarm of flies, hulk hogan losing a wrestling contract (he had one?), and photos of some football player’s Rolls-Royce. We don’t even care anymore. Just shoot away, everyone.

This story is irrelevant to me but I clicked on it anyway just because of that beautiful photo.

I totally picked up on that. Love her so much.

I really hope no one got paid actual money to make that Jenny Hval video.

This is my favorite post and comments section on Jezebel in a long time. Thanks, everyone.

ACCIO BONERZZZZZ: Neville Longbottom (Matthew Lewis) just popped his top off for you

It is only now that I notice it isn’t Candy. #godbless

I guess, but none of that is very funny so...

I clicked because I truly can’t keep track of this three-ring circus. I was excited because EGR always has the hot take. I was invested with that header image and subsequent images and many references I actually get! (Politics for JustBologneses!) I was dead by the time I got Herzoged. This whole things feels like an…