Oh I noticed. It was sublime.

Every single photo, especially the header, are truly inspired. I have ascended to another realm after that Werner Herzog-induced laughing fit.

It’s really starting to feel like the internet exists only to fawn over female celebrities when they begin to succeed and then tear them down once they start to act like normal, flawed human beings (and never forgive them for not meeting everyone’s standards simultaneously). Why would any woman want to be famous?

Meth Damon.

One of my grandma’s weddings was in a funeral home in the early 70s, so it’s not a totally new concept. Honestly, I’ve been wondering why I haven’t heard about anyone else I know doing it, and I know some folks who would go out of their way to get married at a place with dead bodies in the basement. I will be…

No, she would agree that it’s not.

Banana.

YES.

I swear to god the same people who are yelling about her being disrespectful would agree that the Emmys don’t matter. Like maybe that is part of the joke, y’all. Also can we stop comparing all female celebrities like they are robots with preset rules? Tatiana Maslany can behave differently than Abbi and they can both…

Everyone sure does have a lot of really specific expectations for how everyone should act and speak at all times. FFS its a joke for people who watch her show, tweeted to those people. It’s not for you so maybe worry about something else.

How many people following Abbi on twitter don’t watch the show?

I bet someone there watches it, but the author doesn’t.

RIGHT? But I do like that they’re admitting they’ve never seen the show but here is their opinion. Definitive situation wherein maybe they shouldn’t comment because they don’t have any context.

Seriously. I don’t watch this show.

But that doesn’t justify my outrage! This joke doesn’t allow me to be mad about someone not following what I consider proper decorum!

It’s a joke about the pegging episode, not like an actual complaint. Based on their personalities, previous interviews and twitter history, that seemed pretty clear to me as a BC fan...

It’s really weird that nobody else seem to get this. I guess nobody who has seen the episode in the Jezebel office was available to report on the tweet?

Facebook owns Instagram.

But what if you get married after 32 but you’ve been together for several years? Are we assuming that if you get married after 32 that it must be out of desperation? What a weird study devised just to make people panic.

That the exact description I would give. UGH WHY IS THIS IN OUR BRAINS?