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Has anyone else watched that “Women Who Kill” (I think?) special on Netflix? I fucking LOVE her CC show, but could not make it though that standup special. Has anyone else had this experience? I generally like stand up specials, but can’t stand hers or (please don’t shoot me) Chelsea Peretti’s. And I love her too!

I mean, it looks like she has the braids throughout the entire movie? We aren’t exactly given the opportunity to forgive.

Not trying to use the Lord’s name in vain, but she replaced Aaliyah for me when I was younger. Just the ultimate Around the Way Girl.

Cosigned all of this to infinity+7. Ciara is my girl in a way that Beyonce/Janet/Rihanna could never be from way up high on their pedestals.

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I think I love her because she ISN’T a Beyonce/Rihanna. She has just always been there in the background, and still I get so excited whenever she has a new video/appearance for that reason. It’s a nice constant realness, not too hyperbolic, just a little singing, a little dancing, and always gorgeous. (But I think she

No, really.

He sort of plays “Big muscle-y old guy.” His name is literally TARZAN and he just lumbers around and at some point falls over or gets too drunk? He either has almost no lines or was so forgettable that I forgot all them.

He is in the first one too! He is unquestionably the worst actor AND dancer! It’s really quite fantastic.

GOD I AM SO MAD AT MYSELF FOR CLICKING THIS. I don’t even want to read this! So far I am 0/10 at #NoKardashianMay . I think they’ve broken my soul.

OH I GET IT. You are role playing a character from the actual sketch in question! How subversive. Okay 1.75/10.

I saw the first one opening night with a whole gaggle of lesbians, and already have plans to see the next movie with the same group! It’s really fun, and campy. The plot was garbage in the end but who cares! I feel like the so-bad-its-good genre is really dying off, but this is a jewel for sure. If you like dance

I THINK YOU MEAN YYYAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

No. BUT IT HAS DANCING AND POUTY LIPS AND TERRIBLE DIALOGUE.

.5/10

I am really disappointed to find out that you didn’t make up lesbian dragons, but still happy that you brought this phrase into my life. Bless.

Hahaha! The internet is full of people who LOVE Pierce, and attribute the downfall of the show to his dismissal. I DO NOT GET IT. He was a shitty, racist, unfunny character. I get the whole offensively not funny can be funny thing sometimes, but his only role in every scene was to be awful and manipulative. He gave

They’re seriously the worst. There are hundreds of better animal rights orgs. They are fine with bad press though, that’s how they became the most well-known org of their kind.

If someone bangs on my window, I GTFO as fast as I can. Jesus christ that is terrifying.

For literally nothing. He didn’t commit a single crime: